Published October 11, 2011 by EgmontUSA
egalley for review from netgalley
1 star
Goodreads Review
A modern retelling of the German fairy tale "Tristan and Isolde," Tris and Izzie is about a young witch named Izzie who is dating Mark King, the captain of the basketball team and thinks her life is going swimmingly well. Until -- she makes a love potion for her best friend Brangane and then ends up taking it herself accidentally, and falling in love with Tristan, the new guy at school.
Review: Tris & Izzie is a first on a few different levels for me. It's the first book I've ever read on my new Kindle, the first book I've ever received for review from netgalley, and my first ever one star review on this blog. It's very rare for me to give out a less than two star rating, but there is nothing remotely redeeming about this book. I'll try and hold in my negativity, but there's gonna be some snark and sarcasm. Even I'm not
that good. (oh and p.s. this review may get spoilery, so if you
really care (but why would you) you have been warned.)
First let's talk about the few things I did like about this book. The cover is beautiful and it's what drew me to the book in the first place. Not like I could see the pretty cover on my Kindle, but I could imagine it. Ok, the other things I liked about this book are.....um....well there was....I liked the part where.....did I mention the pretty cover?
Let's talk about the characters. Every single character in this book has bi-polar disorder. One minute they're professing their undying love for each other and then not even ten pages later they're punching each other in the face. No seriously, a boy punched his girlfriend in the face. And she was cool with it. I'm sorry but if my boyfriend punched me in the face I wouldn't be ok with it, I would be lying on the ground sobbing in a pool of my own nose blood. Izzie is probably the worst. She decides that her BFF Branna is too depressed and mopey and the best way to fix it is to give her an
irreversible love potion with a guy they met literally
TEN MINUTES AGO.
AND this was after Branna said she didn't want a love potion, that she wanted her love to be real. Wow, some friend no? And then when Mark (Izzie's "perfect" boyfriend (he's the one that punched her in the face)) almost drinks the love potion instead of Branna what does Izzie do? Drinks it instead. She doesn't, oh I don't know, pour it ON THE GROUND!? No she has to drink it and then she acts all pissed off about being in love with a boy that's not her boyfriend. Hum, maybe you should have thought about that before you decided to trick your best friend?
These characters play musical chairs with their relationships. They swap partners faster than the cast of Jersey Shore, I'm not exaggerating. Mark goes from being in love with Izzie to Branna in literally five minutes. Izzie goes from loving Mark to thinking that she never
really loved him and that he and Branna are a much better match, even though earlier in the book she was super pissed that Branna had a crush on her boyfriend. Tristan is just an idiot.
AND THEN there's the "magic" in this book. It makes no sense other than to provide a greater enemy than this weird-o love square. It's poorly supported and even more poorly executed. The enemies and fight sequences are frankly, lame. The ending made me want to gag it was so happily ever after. I wish it had been like the real Tristan and Isolde and everyone had just died.
Sigh. Ok, end rant. As a side note, if the author/publisher/editor/anyone involved with this book ever reads this, I don't mean to be a douche. Promise. But I just really disliked this book (ok loathed may be a more appropriate word), and I'm not going to try and sugar coat it. Hope you're ok with that.